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2012-03-13 08:49:15| 分类：五十不惑 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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他爱对领导点头微笑,领导批评他,他也微笑；领导表扬他,他也微笑；领导讨厌他,他也微笑。领导就开始喜欢他了。

凭着笑脸他入党、转正成为领导手下爱将,成了领导的心腹。

一天,领导见他没笑脸了,且见了面也不主动打招呼,有些奇怪也有些不解:“怎么了,不开心？”他面无表情地且一字一板地说:“县里要调我给县委书记当秘书了！ ”

领导马上对他微笑:“恭喜,恭喜您！今后请您多关照啊,老弟！ ”

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